Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.
Loves;
-Your name-
P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___, -The name of the person that tagged you-.
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That Sour pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Grey - our matching snoopy-bibsPurple - Your old lottery couponsPink - The cut toenailsOther - Your memories from the military service9. The first letter of your fist name?A/B - Your photoC/D - The oil stocksE/F - Your neighbour MartinG/H - My virginityI/J - The results of your blood-sampleK/L - Your left earM/N - Your suicide noteO/P - My common senseQ/R - Your momS/T - Your collection of butterfliesU/V - Your criminal recordW/X - David's tricot outfitsY/Z - Your grades from college10. The last letter in your last name?A/B - Always will rememberC/D - Never will forgetE/F - Always wanted to breakG/H - Never openly mockedI/J - Always have felt dirty beforeK/L - Will tell the authorities aboutM/N - Told in my confession today aboutO/P - Was interviewed by the Times aboutQ/R - Told my psychiatrist aboutS/T - Get sick when I think ofU/V - Always will try to forgetW/X - Am better off withoutY/Z - Never liked11. What do you prefer to drink?Water- Our friendshipBeer - SenilitySoft drink - A new life as a cloneSoda - The incarnation as an eskimoMilk - The apartment buildingWine - Cocaine abuseCider - A passionate interest for miceJuice - Oprah Winfrey imitationsMineral water - Embarrassing rashHot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishismWhisky - To ruin the second world war>Other - To hate the Boston Celtics12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?Thailand - Warm regardsUSA - Best regardsEngland - Good luck on your short-term leave from jailSpain - Go and drown yourselfChina - Disgusting regardsGermany - With easeJapan - Go burnGreece - Your everlasting enemyAustralia - Greetings to your frog LeonardEgypt - Fuck off nowFrance - In painOther - Greetings to your freaky family13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?Gathering for drinks - Ugly pigFoosball - Silly duckShopping - French kisserDulging for food - Cranky bananaMovies - Smelly armpitsSnacks - Horny wolfSnooker - Tiny nipplesBowling - Sexy grandmotherOutdoor activities - Vain potHaving a long talk - Nose pluckerTaking pictures - Dumb bitchOther - Burn yourself